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06/26/14: Kill Ugly Radio Supplemental

June 28, 2014

I filled in for The Seamstress of Sound. Seemingly sounding stressed, I pressed on.

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Kill Ugly Radio (Music) with Rich L. 06/26/2014 10:00PM to 12:00AM

10:00PM KBOO Community Radio “Promo Spots” from “Promo Spots”
10:02PM Lalo Schifrin “What’s Wrong?” from “THX-1138 OST”
10:03PM DJ ManRich “You Too, Casey” from “Casey Kasem Memorial Mix”

10:09PM Set break

10:10PM The Rudy Schwartz Project “A Cup of Coffee with Olan Soulé” from “Winter Dance of the Koala Sperm Harvest”
10:13PM The Rudy Schwartz Project “The Guy from the N.S.A.” from “Winter Dance of the Koala Sperm Harvest”
10:17PM Men’s Recovery Project “Boums to Zanzibar” from “The Very Best of Men’s Recovery Project”
10:19PM Lovely Little Girls “Massive Vulva Cantaloupe” from “Cleaning the Filth from a Delicate Frame”
10:23PM Lovely Little Girls “Undulate” from “Cleaning the Filth from a Delicate Frame”
10:28PM Noah Creshevsky “Great Performances (excerpt)” from “The Tape Music of Noah Creshevsky”
10:28PM Sonic Youth “Anagrama” from “SRY I”
10:28PM David Thomas “Sloop John B.” from “Vocal Performances” — Played simultaneously w/Sonic Youth
10:31PM Sonic Youth “Mieux: De Corrosion” from “SYR I”
10:33PM C.B. Anderson and Robert F. Woods “God Is More: True or False” from “Guess Who’s Here? God!”
10:37PM Eugene Chadbourne “Taxman” from “LSD C&W”
10:40PM Noah Creshevsky “Great Performances (excerpt)” from “The Tape Music of Noah Creshevsky”
10:41PM Renaldo & the Loaf “Bali Whine” from “Songs for Swinging Larvae”
10:42PM Snakefinger “Magic and Ecstasy” from “Chewing Hides the Sound”
10:45PM Goblin “Suspiria Theme (excerpt)” from “Suspiria”
10:48PM Heldon “Interface (excerpt)” from “Interface”
10:49PM Goblin “Suspiria Theme (excerpt)” from “Suspiria”
10:52PM Heldon “Interface (excerpt)” from “Interface”
10:54PM Neung Phak “Wai Wai Wai” from “Neung Phak 2″
10:58PM Lalo Schifrin “Primitive Dance” from “THX-1138 OST”

11:01PM Set break

11:03PM The Credibility Gap “Spots” from “Fiji Puzzle Box”
11:06PM Pastor Kenneth Haystead “Thoughts For The Day” from “Thoughts For The Day 7″”
11:12PM L. Ron Hubbard “March of the Psychlos” from “Battlefield Earth”
11:15PM László Hortobágyi “Russian Chakra” from “6th All – India Music Conference”
11:23PM Voodoo Transmission “Voodoo Fire” from “Voodoo Fire 12″”
11:24PM Lester Summerall “Bitten By Devils” from “Witch Doctor” — Mixed w/Voodoo Fire
11:26PM Bill Kurtis “Hamburgers Laced With LSD” from “TV” — Mixed w/Voodoo Fire/Witch Doctor
11:31PM No Artist “XXX (Closing Message)” from “Drastic Perversions”
11:31PM Voodoo Transmission “Crazy Jane” from “Voodoo Fire”
11:34PM National Lampoon “Madge Gets Bad News” from “National Lampoon Radio Hour”
11:35PM The Firesign Theatre “School Lunch Menu” from “School Lunch Menu”
11:38PM Coronet Films “Lunchroom Manners” from “Prelinger Archives”
11:41PM Don Preston “Electronic Music (1967)” from “Filters, Oscillators & Envelopes 1967-75″ — Mixed w/school film
11:48PM Jello Biafra “KBOO Radio ID” from “KBOO IDs”
11:48PM Rolf Semprebon “UBU Radio ID” from “KBOO IDs”

11:50PM Set break — Music behind DJ: Martin Denny – Moog Quiet Village

11:53PM Automat “Automat (The Rise)” from “Automat”

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Y: RFK Assassination Record

June 9, 2014

Odd little piece of Robert F. Kennedy assassination memorabilia that was assembled and produced by Doug Moody of Mystic Studios – who many may recall as the producer of those wonderful and sometimes wretched Mystic punk rock compilations of the mid-80s.

It’s a collection of audio from around the time of RFK’s assassination. It includes interviews with eyewitnesses, from people who came to believe immediately following that tragic event that perhaps there was a conspiracy to take his life, some recollections from people that knew Sirhan Sirhan and also some audio verite from the actual assassination. Each portion of the LP either begins or ends with a key speech by Robert Kennedy – including his chillingly ironic violence in America speech.

Apparently, Doug or perhaps RFK conspiracy theorist filmmaker Theodor Carach tried to sell it to Zappa’s Straight label but it ended up not coming out. I found this quote somewhere but lost my notes from whence it came (probably from one of the more esoteric corners of communities of people who collect Zappa interviews):

“A man came to us with some tapes. He had been making a documentary album about the assassination of Robert Kennedy and he had interviewed all these people and he had put together this really fantastic album. That was when we had the Bizarre label and the deal with Warner Brothers on the bizarre label was we could bring projects to them and they had the right to refuse them and they heard that and that’s why it never came out. They were afraid of it.”

I don’t think the film from where this audio comes from ever came to fruition, so perhaps because of or in spite of that, Moody assembled it into an LP and it eventually came out on Solar Records, but I am unsure of the year. It has a more-or-less functional entry on Discogs. Given that the Warner/Bizarre/Straight deal only lasted from 1969 to 1973, I am guessing it came out somewhere within that (missed) window of opportunity – give or take a year or two. Someone on Collector Frenzy talks about having a copy signed by Ted Carach and dated ’74, so we know it was no later than that. Back and to the left. Back and to the left.

The cover is an interesting illustration made on a typewriter simply using the letter ‘y’. Clever, eh?

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Repost: Marlin Perkins – The Cat’s Meow

May 23, 2014
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Not the cover. I have no idea what the cover looked like.

A two-sided 7″ 33 1/3 RPM single put out by Norden Labs to promote a feline distemper vaccine, featuring TV’s Marlin Perkins.
Marlin, as you all know, was host of the long-running television program Mutual of Omaha’s Wild Kingdom from the 60’s and well into the 70’s
Here Marlin waxes scientifically about the existence of the Abominable Snowman and somehow – on side two – manages to relate it to the vaccine Felocine.

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Side Two: 

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Repost: Crazy Found Record: Don and John Lampien

May 23, 2014

I Won’t Say I Love You/BW The Sheik of Araby

Low budget looking 7 inch 45 rpm I found in a christian thrift store.
I couldn’t pass it up; it had all the marks of a homemade record or at the very least a vanity recording of the type where some truck driver scraped up enough money to cut a record. Plus, it was from nearby Seaside Oregon, so my curiosity was doubly piqued.

How can I describe these recordings? On the a-side, one of the Lampien brothers (I’m assuming) croons a heartfelt love song while someone does a fair Helen Wiggins of The Shaggs impersonation, barely keeping time and switching the accent from snare to high-hat mid-song.

A-Side: I Won’t Say I Love You

On the flip, we have a swinging country song that incorporates the old standard The Sheik of Araby and while the drumming Lampien manages to keep time well enough this time around (I’m guessing the boys learned how studio playback worked by this point), the song incorporates a Donald Duck-like voice as counterpoint to the singing.

B-Side: The Sheik of Araby

Crazy!

I immediately rushed back to the store and bought every copy they had.

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Repost: Sears, Inc.: Demonstration Disc Sears #9235

May 23, 2014

A favorite weird found seven inch I’ve had for years.

It’s a one-sided, 33 1/3 RPM that apparently was a training aid for stereo salespeople.

There’s somewhat of an attempt at production value and it’s plenty humorous, with a sort of Gary Owens-like announcer/narrator and a cute female voice that responds to everything with a coo or interjection like ‘groovy‘ or ‘dynamite‘.

The narrative runs us through the various features of the 9235 (whatever that was) with music and the sounds of adjustments being made.

The opening narrator refers to the recording as ‘a tape’, so this may have also been on cassette, open reel or 8-track tape and the inclusion on 7 inch may have been an afterthought.

It was plenty hammered by the time I found it – without a cover in the bottom of some 50 cent bin at a thrift store. I made no attempts to clean it up or compress it. I exported it at 320kbps, so have at it. It could probably use some de-clicking and some de-essing, especially on the girl’s parts. But there’s plenty of cool dialog and one-liners for you DJs looking for cool retro soundbites. As far as I know, this isn’t anywhere on the web.

I’ve played this many times on my radio shows. I really like it.

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I included also one isolated sample in the zipfile because it’s both handy and I like it.

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The Monitors: Silly Sci-Fi From Second City c. 1969

May 23, 2014

This oddball sci-fi satire used to pop up on late-night TV fairly frequently when I was a kid.

It’s based on a Keith Laumer novel of the same name (which I’ve never read) and deals with a group of benevolent bowler-wearing aliens who have conquered earth and imposed peace all over the world. They’ve also outlawed most earthling passions – you know – hate, greed, war, real love, etc. That doesn’t sit well with a growing rebel faction, which is where we come in.

It was a creation of Chicago’s legendary Second City troupe and was directed by Jack Shea, and was a joint effort of Second City and the Bell-Howell corporation. Many Second City alumni appear (Avery Schreiber, for one, at the same time that he was doing Frito commercials), as well as some actors who weren’t in it (Guy Stockwell, Susan Oliver, Ed Begley Sr., Alan, Adam and Matthew Arkin, Keenan Wynn and F-Troop’s Larry Storch) , some strange cameos by the likes of Xavier Cugat, Jackie Vernon and Senator Everett McKinley Dirksen, playing himself in one of the numerous hilarious TV PSA segments. The cinematographer was future Oscar winner Vilmos Zsigmond.

There’s also songs by Odetta and loads and loads of quotable dialog and interesting soundbites.

This offering isn’t the movie’s soundtrack – I don’t think it’s ever been released. I simply recorded the audio when it was briefly available for streaming on that movie streaming service we love and loathe. I made it into a CD-length album, of sorts, mainly consisting of the theme, interesting dialog, those aforementioned PSA segments and more.

I hope you enjoy it!

The Monitors Are Your Friends.

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Sketch Erickson ‎– Sketch Sounds Off On Trends In Today’s ‘Pop’ Culture

May 12, 2014

FourMost Productions ‎– FM-6919CS – 196?

“Sketch Erickson finds himself a target on the taut, thin line between two generations. His programs, which examine trends in our so-called “pop culture”, pull no punches with either group. 
Sketch is a leading advertising artist who left that career to conduct his crusade for decency among teens. He’s the father of four children, three of whom are teens. As and artist he studied in Europe and Chicago and served as an art director for several leading publishers. He is also a musician who has directed both instrumental and choral groups.”

I’ve got tons of religious records. I’ve also got tons of spoken word religious records – so many, in fact, that I’ve had to break them into sections to separate the end-of-the-world prophecy LPs from the ‘what will happen when the godless commie liberals take over’ LPs from the ‘pastors talking to teens about sex, drugs and rock and roll’ LPs.
This one, from what I am guessing is the late 60s is one of the latter. I’ve got lots of these ones, too. There was something about the track listing on the back that drew me in. Sketch is more of the school of the ‘hep’ and ‘with it’ pastor who can ‘groove’ with today’s young generation. He doesn’t come across as openly judgemental about music, movies and pop trends but he is.

The main selling point for those of us with the constitution to listen to this hellfire and brimstone crap is the goofy skits and sketches (no pun intended) that serve to illustrate Erickson’s points about the slippery slope towards Satan. There are some hilarious attempts at approximating groovy hippy music done by a souless Christian folk group, complete with some awful guitar freakouts. It’s pretty funny.

 

Let’s have church

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