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Dear Santa Claus

December 17, 2008

This is my new (circa 2006 or so) favorite, must-see-every-year Christmas special, nudging out The Charlie Brown Christmas Special, The MST3K treatment of Santa Claus Conquers the Martians and The Grinch (60’s version – PLEASE!).

You’ll have to sit through to the end to get the best ever expression of the ultimate Holiday sentiment. It’ll be well worth it.

So my friends, I hoist a cheap malt-liquor and a 7-11 pepperoni stick your way and say Happy Holidays and go fuck yourself, Bill O’Reilly!

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